‘Random’ being the key word. Here we go:
what is love?
This should answer this question in the best way possible.
when a boy is different around you than anyone else, like they get more outgoing if they’re shy, does it mean they like you? when a boy’s words get like messed up/jumbled (like they say something and then “idk whatever”) does it mean they’re embarrassed around you/like you? when a boy jokes around with you and pranks you does it mean he likes you? when a boy stays around a place where like you are when they don’t need to does it mean they like you? when a boy fixes their hair and stuff, does it mean they like you? when a boy tells you stuff they don’t tell anyone else, does it mean they like you? when a boy agrees with you, does it mean they like you? when a boy is sometimes shy, does it mean they like you? when a boy interrupts or eavesdrops, does it mean they like you?
Maybe, not necessarily, probably not, maybe he’s just a stalker, no, probably, not at all - he just wants to get you into bed, no, and no.
Free hugs! :D
YAAAAAAAAAAY. Everything that’s free is OK with me.
Thanks for ruining my fantasies about the mysterious person under the name Wordboner. Sorry, but Peter falls short. How did you come up with Wordboner, anywho? and How did you came up with “wordboner” as your name?
It was God’s gift to me. Sometimes things just happen naturally, with no effort whatsoever. And I’m sorry that my name is boring.
I’ve narrowed the meaning of life to three choices: Google, Krispy Kreme donuts, and Denise Milani’s tits. What do you think?
I have to agree on the donuts, but I’m really disturbed that you think Google is meaning of life. And I think Milani’s tits are nothing exceptional - they wouldn’t make me switch the team.
Why are you so awesome?
Awwww.
What is the meaning of all this?
Define ‘all this’ and ask again.
how do girls no that a close guy friend likes her?
Ask them. Like you know, open your mouth and make sounds. Should do the trick.
a;slkdfj;sklf
I feel the same way.
If you could, would you like to live in the 100 Acre Wood?
If you mean like a huge forest, then God, no. Well, maybe, if there are donuts in the deal.
Do you love me?
Sure.
Have one of your own? Formboner us.
Are you gay?
Yes. Both happy and homosexual.
what do you do when you want to move on from someone & try talking to someone else,because the other persons moved on from you.But their still in your dreams and make your heart skip a beat;How do you move on from love ?
You don’t. It’s love that moves on from you.
Alone in the bath?
The more, the merrier. Two is optimal.
Why do grownups have hair in their noses?
For good luck?
Will you marry me?
Sure.
How’s your cousin doing?
Which one? I have like ten.
Peter isn’t a boring name. I think it’s sexy, like Peter Parker.
Best thing I have heard all weekend, hands down.
favorite food?
Anything with melted cheese. And butter. And meat.
Haha, you make me laugh. So, have you gone ice skating before? I’m going today and I’ve never done it before.
Yes. It’s fun. But then again, so is staying in and drinking spiced wine. Which is what I’m going for today.
What is… YOUR FAVORITE WORD?
‘Ridiculously’. Also ‘tits’, ‘uranus’ and ‘fuck’.
what is your outlook on life?
Pretty much this. It has tons of notes so be patient.
What are some of your favorite bands and what have you been listening to recently? Any new bands you’ve been digging?
It changes all the time. The Bravery, Dragonette, The Music are on the repeat lately. More here.
do you like to DO IT yourself?
Love it.
whats your nationality?
Born and raised in Poland.
how old are you?
Twenty-fucking-six.
Are YOUU a Pokemon Master?! :D
Yes, and I will poke you.
post a picture of your face!
Try looking for it here. Or just skip right to here, if you’re too lazy to look it up.
Is it bad to be jealous of someone you hate?
Bad - no. Stupid - hell yeah.
Ke$ha or Katy Perry?
Katy. Seriously?
What city do you live in & do you like it there?
I live in Krakow, Poland, and yeah, I do like it a lot. It’s the best city in Poland, hands down. Very cute and charming.
Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Having never lost a single tooth, I’d say I don’t.
are you cut or uncut?
Uncut. Why?
What are your new years resolutions?
You see, I don’t really believe in that crap. If you have to wait a whole year to make a decision and stick to it, chances are you won’t either way.
Chicago or New York? Why? also what style of jeans do you wear? (e.g. skinny, straight, boot)
NYC and boot or straight.
lady gaga or madonna.
I asked the same question on mynameispeter.info some time ago and I still can’t decide. I see Lady GaGa as this generation’s Madonna, personally.
Hot chocolate - with marshmallows orrr whipped cream?
You make it sound like it can’t be both.
I’m 14, well 15 in 2 days. I honestly LOVE wordboner. I think you come up of the most clever things. Anyways, Peter, Here’s my question… How are you today? (:
I honestly love it too. And I’m pretty dandy, how are you doing?
wait, you’re really gay? YES.
You sound surpised.
Dude, I’m DTF. <3
See I’m so lame I had to google that. And it’s good for you. Who isn’t?
howd you know you were gay?
When penises made me excited, that was my first clues, right there.
do you have someone special already?
Yes. But he’s far away.
Are you good-looking?
You be the judge: http://www.mynameispeter.info/tagged/me
Are you hiring? Can I work for you? Do you put “Word Boner” on your resume?
Dude, that’s not even in my resume. I can hire you to be my bitch and make me coffee everyday, though.
What’s your preferred music genre?
Electronic rock.
Are you a dog?
Last time I checked, I was a human, but I should probably check again.
Zooey Deschanel or Lily Allen?
Seriously? Lily.
I just saw your pics. Man, you´re cute! -A guy from Venezuela
Thanks, guy from Venezuela.
Gay pride <heart>.
Hell yeah.
Donuts with melted cheese?
I won’t say no.
I wanna ask, if you really are happy, with everything you realised in your life. I mean what you are doing is wonderful - but is it so for you too? :)
I can’t complain. But I’m a perfectionist, so there’s always something that can be done better for me.
Could you please make me a ‘cheer the fuck up’ kinda T-shirt? My girlfriend left me
Could it be ‘Cherry the fuck up’? Because I’ve had ‘Cherry me up’ written down in my ideas file for some time.
Do you prefer Peter or Piotr ?
Peter. Thank you for asking.
michigan or ohio state?
Never been to either of them, so you decide.
You totally answered a question I asked the other day and thanks so much it really helped me out. I did come out to some close friends about my lesbianism. Thanks so much! PS totally dig the sarcasm in most of your responses to peoples questions.
You’re welcome. And sarcasm is my middle name.
Am i fat?
Probably not, but try one of them gizmos called scales. They know better than I.
you should tell people to follow _____________.tumblr.com!
We have this new thing where you can get some free publicity for you and your blog. More info: http://www.wordboner.com/post/301599800/if-you-own-a-teeboner-and-you-should-have-at
what is the font that you use on most of the designs? is it trade gothic? from a fellow graphic designer, your tees are the bomb!
Thank you, Fellow Designer. Now go and buy a lot of them teeboners. To answer your question: no, I’ve enever used Trade in my life. I use a lot of Bebas recently, also good old Helvetica and Alte Haas.
Do you like stand up comedy?
I absolutely love Kathy Griffin. I heard that she likes teeboners. If you love her too, check out fuckyeahkathygriffin.tumblr.com.
I have been scouring the universe for an awesome GGBF (Gay Guy Best Friend), and have gotten no substantial results. That is, of course, I came across your blog. Please please PLEASE be my GGBF, so that I won’t have to live the rest of my life hunting one down :( PS. You’re so awesome.
I feel honored. Even though I have lots of fag hags, there’s always room for one more. Come aboard.
body hair or shaved?
Body hair FTW. BTW, did anybody ever notice FTW is WTF, mirrored?
Slightly strange question: if you could go back in time and prevent one thing from happening, what would it be? (Also, I LOVE your t-shirts. If I had money, I’d totally buy some.)
I wouldn’t. I believe everything that happens, happens for a reason. Even the worstest of things. Something happens so something else can happen.
Do you have a Tumblr?
Durr! mynameispeter.info.
Ever watch South Park? If so, which is your favorite character?
I used to, but I moved on. I like Kenny, for his ability to reincarnate in every episode.
I posted yesterday, but I’m posting again. You’re really cute and the wittiness doesn’t hurt one bit. Marry me (in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, or Vermont)? :)
I would, but you’re not even following me, so I won’t.
What are 5 of your favourite words?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. In that order.
I want to lick marmite off a japanese boychild. Just kidding.
That’s frightenly disturbing. Even with the ‘just kidding’ part.
so your stuck on a desert island, paper or plastic ?
……That MUST be a trick question. If it’s a desert island, what is market doing there? On any other day, when I’m not stuck on a deserted island, I have my own bag, thank you very much.
Can you name your three best mistakes?
I don’t make mistakes. I eat mistakes for breakfast.
Do you believe in finding something lost in another world?
Nope. Once you lose something on the other side, you’re fucked.
not a question, but happy new year!
Happy New Year!
which country would you go to if you had a month long break?
I’d visit the country of New York City.
Do you make New Years’ resolutions? If you do, what’s yours gonna be? Mine is to not get into so much ~drama~ this year.
I don’t. It’s bullshit. If you really have to wait till it the end of the year to start a new plan, you won’t stick to it.
I find it hard to believe your broke because what you come up with is so great. I was wondering what got you started on art and why did you decide to pursue it?
One thing has nothing to do with the other! You can be both great and broke.
And to answer your question, you don’t pursue art, it’s art that pursues you.
just curious, i guess…but why did you choose body hair? lol.
Body hair is sexy! Now don’t get me wrong, I trim and all, but if you ask me, there’s nothing less sexy than men’s shaved legs or armpits.
i’m 16 and my parents treat me like shit because they found out i’m lesbian. i swear i’m moving out when i’m 18…did you ever have problems coming out of the closet to your parents? if not you’re pretty damn fucking lucky.
I had to go through the same thing. My mom wouldn’t talk to me for 6 months when she found out in 1999. Now she’s getting me Cosmopolitan organizers for Christmas, so don’t fret and carry on.
so like…I’m still in highschool, but gay, and my parents don’t know, but they’re the “faggots are going to hell” type people, andd…what should I do? ):
Fuck ‘em.
You know who’s going to hell? Morons.
Your wit amuses me. :)
Works for me, too.
What’s your name?
Peter. As in ‘mynameispeter.info’.
Is there a particular experience in your life that you’re getting all of these awesome phrases from? Or does it just pop into your head?
They do, they just pop into my head. Usually I have to think about them some more, but once the general idea is caught, that’s the core.
If Lady Gaga is the new Madonna, who’s going to be the next Lady Gaga?
I’m sure Cher will still be around.
I’m a 16 year old female. One of my best friends is gay, and he wanted to spend the night. My mom rejected the idea. What since does this make? I mean I can go to my other friends house and she’s a lesbian. My family’s views are fucked.
The way I see it, your lesbian friend can’t impregnate you. The gay friend, gay as he might be, still has a penis. Your mom is probably freaked out about that, I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought you’re just faking the gay thing as a cover. Moms are crazy when you’re 16, and there’s nothing you can do or say to change that.
what kind of music do you listen to? and do you have a last.fm? regardless of the previous two answers, you should listen to santigold. she’s tha shit.
I do, it’s here: http://www.last.fm/user/prince-badger
And I know her, she’s amazing. I’ve listened to a lot of Santi last summer.
Also, please do ask me about the genesis of my last.fm name. It is what it is.
Semester starting soon… What should I doo????
Attend it.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would your survival plan be?
Every one for themselves. PS. I’m not sharing my bunker with anyone.
Can I add you on FB? Or is that creepy? If so, forget I asked =]
By all means, add away.
Books or Movies?
Slightly turning towards movies, although I love books, too. Remember books?
Top 5 favorite songs?
So I got Tumblr, but I have no idea what to write about. Suggestions? Oh and I am so n00b at it, how do I make it look good/pro/cute/stylish/whatever?
How about you make it your own. And the rest will follow. Literally.
Ever been super depressed? How did you fix it?
Sit, wait, and don’t make any important decisions. It will pass, but the repercussions of those decisions may not.
Can’t stop failing in love with you practically broke my heart, it hit way too close to home. And it made me realize something; if I consider writing an art, then this has to be one too. So, thank you, my newly favorite artist.
Apparently you’re not an artist until another artist says you are.
Random being the key word.
What degree in University did you take?
I majored in American Studies.
Are you going to make some Teeboners on a different style of tank top any time soon?
That’s not up to me, it’s up to Spreadshirt. I only make the designs, they are the ones that supply the actual tees to put the design on. But, we have more than just one fit of a tee. You can go to makeyourownwordboner.com, where you can put any design in the store on pretty much any piece of clothing that Spreadshirt has in store.
How do you define art?
I wouldn’t even know how to begin. But if I absolutely had to, I’d say, if something makes you think, or makes you uncomfortable, or both, it might be art.
hey, i’m from poland and i’m not sure you speak polish so i try to make IT as english as it possible: sOO i love your t-shirts and you really impress me.seriously, i’m thinking about doing something like that in the future.goodluck and keepupthegoodwork:)
Yeah, I do speak Polish, I’m not sure if all the other who read this do, so thanks for using English. I love that you love the teeboners! Did you buy any? Because you’re not allowed to say you love them until you buy them! wordbonerstore.eu.
Also, good luck with your future art!
What is your guilty pleasure?
Booze and laughter.
Should I save up for a PSP or a vacation?
Vacation.
So you sell it only online? :D
Only. Wordbonerstore.com!
Sex on the beach?
I prefer gin with sprite.
Do you think Zachary Quinto is gay?
It’s nobody’s business but his own if he is.
whats your facebook?
Check out mynameispeter.info for links.
Just got my WordBoner shirt in the mail yesterday! I love it :)
Thank you! Now go buy some more.
