Formboners

I have been scouring the universe for an awesome GGBF (Gay Guy Best Friend), and have gotten no substantial results. That is, of course, I came across your blog. Please please PLEASE be my GGBF, so that I won’t have to live the rest of my life hunting one down :( PS. You’re so awesome.

I feel honored. Even though I have lots of fag hags, there’s always room for one more. Come aboard.

body hair or shaved?

Body hair FTW. BTW, did anybody ever notice FTW is WTF, mirrored?

Slightly strange question: if you could go back in time and prevent one thing from happening, what would it be? (Also, I LOVE your t-shirts. If I had money, I’d totally buy some.)

I wouldn’t. I believe everything that happens, happens for a reason. Even the worstest of things. Something happens so something else can happen.

Do you have a Tumblr?

Durr! mynameispeter.info.

Ever watch South Park? If so, which is your favorite character?

I used to, but I moved on. I like Kenny, for his ability to reincarnate in every episode.

I posted yesterday, but I’m posting again. You’re really cute and the wittiness doesn’t hurt one bit. Marry me (in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, or Vermont)? :)

I would, but you’re not even following me, so I won’t.

What are 5 of your favourite words?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. In that order.

I want to lick marmite off a japanese boychild. Just kidding.

That’s frightenly disturbing. Even with the ‘just kidding’ part.

so your stuck on a desert island, paper or plastic ?

……That MUST be a trick question. If it’s a desert island, what is market doing there? On any other day, when I’m not stuck on a deserted island, I have my own bag, thank you very much.

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